Fuck cats
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My cat, who's fifteen has a bald spot on his neck from his first person keeping a collar on him.
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Dictionarycat (noun)
- An animal of the family Felidae:
A domesticated subspecies (Felis silvestris catus) of feline animal, commonly kept as a house pet. Any similar animal of the family Felidae, which includes lions, tiger...
- An animal of the family Felidae:
A domesticated subspecies (Felis silvestris catus) of feline animal, commonly kept as a house pet. Any similar animal of the family Felidae, which includes lions, tigers, bobcats, etc.
- A person. A spiteful or angry woman. An enthusiast or player of jazz. A person (usually male). A prostitute.
- A strong tackle used to hoist an anchor to the cathead of a ship.
- cat-o'-nine-tails.
- A sturdy merchant sailing vessel .
- The game of "trap and ball" (also called "cat and dog").
The trap of the game of "trap and ball".
- A vagina, a vulva; the female external genitalia.
- A double tripod (for holding a plate, etc.) with six feet, of which three rest on the ground, in whatever position it is placed.
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- A diminutive of the female given name Catherine.
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- Centre for Alternative Technology
- Counter Assault Team
- Computer-adaptive test
- Common Admission Test
- Civil Air Transport
- Citizens Area Transit
- Clear air turbulence
- computed axial tomography
- Career Aptitude Test
- Computer-assisted translation, Computer Aided Translation
- Canadian Achievement Tests
- Cambridge Antibody Technology
- Credit Authorization Terminal
- Citizenship Advancement Training
- Computer Aided Transceiver
- Cosmic Anisotropy Telescope
- Coital Alignment Technique
- conidial anastomosis tube
- chloramphenicol acetyltransferase
- crisis assessment team
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- To hoist (the anchor) by its ring so that it hangs at the cathead.
- To flog with a cat-o'-nine-tails.
- To vomit something.
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- A piece of heavy machinery, such as a backhoe, of the Caterpillar brand.
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- A program and command in Unix that reads one or more files and directs their content to the standard output.
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- To apply the cat command to (one or more files).
- To dump large amounts of data on (an unprepared target) usually with no intention of browsing it carefully.
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- Any of a variety of earth-moving machines. (from their manufacturer )
- A caterpillar drive vehicle (a ground vehicle which uses caterpillar tracks), especially tractors, trucks, minibuses, and snow groomers.
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- The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a 'vaccum.' Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.
They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
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- A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.
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- A person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool.
source: Urban Dictionary show more The other thing was the more unique beam saber handle for the Fenice Rencista (hanks my cat for batting my box of spares and accessories off and spilling, I seem to only have lost that one thing.)
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What a beautiful cat!
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I have no problem with the actual act of clipping the nails (I do it with our cats no problem).
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She's only 30ish pounds, but it's much harder to get her to stay still than it is with the cats.
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I put pheromone collars on my cats and they have really helped them.
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I also let my cats graze feed so they can eat whenever they are comfortable.
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My cat goes absolutely apeshit for Nature's Variety Instinct Rawboost which has tasty little bits in it.
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Chicken is one of their flavors if your cat doesn't like other meat flavors.
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I'm so glad that this cat was found by someone who knows who deathstroke is
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ive had a feline vet tell me she never considers a cat panting to be normal, young kittens maybe after lots of exercise.
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I hate cat gifs, cat posts, cute cats, fat cats, ugly cats.
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I just hate cats.
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the cat just hasn't been around us long enough; dogs used to be wolves but they have been around us for dozens of times longer than cats so they became less feral.
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I want to see your cat.
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When I was a child a had a cat that actually attacked someone attacking me (bully type, the cat scratched him up one side and down the other).
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Having said that, it is my experience that most of the time the cat would be cleaning itself while the bully attacks.
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i wish for da best dupstep uploads from da best dupstep maker ever; Monster Cat!
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My cats love heat
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Having the motivation to clean the cat box twice a day is hard.
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My cat does this too...also doesnt mind me laying on her lol
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What about my cat?
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lol, I upgraded pogo and wheel cat because they were the some of the first few rares I got.
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Wheel Cat honestly wasn't that bad in the main story chapters, actually.
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The cat population was growing rapidly and we didn't know why!
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CATS ARE DANGEROUS.
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Cats were going to attempt to destroy the human race.
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Luckily, we caught onto this very soon and were able to castrate all cats before they became Asexual.
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TL;DR I save the world from the incoming Cat invasion
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They're basically a steamed or fried dumpling made from finely ground stray cats, native animals and leftover scraps of larger food.
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I love electronic music, cats, and making fancy 3D modeling stuff on my computer.
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I hope you suffocate on a cat turd.
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Because one day those cats aren't gonna be there.
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And cats are the priority.
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