Holy Shit.
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what a load of shit, if you are fighting for yards forward progress is not stopped.
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Dictionaryshit
- 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, ...
- 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as 'Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit'. You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The 'Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit' Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the 'Power Dump'. That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The 'Honeymoon's Over' Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
Premeditated Shit
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
Shitzopherenia
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit
Also known as a 'Still Going' shit.
The Power Dump Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The Liquid Plumber Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
The Spinal Tap Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The 'I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole' Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The 'I'm Going To Chew My Food Better' Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The 'I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny' Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The 'What The Hell Died In Here?' Shit
Also sometimes referred to as 'The Toxic Dump'. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The 'I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There' Shit
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
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shit (noun)
- Solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels; feces.
- (the shits) diarrhea.
- An instance of defecation.
- Rubbish; worthless matter.
- Stuff, things.
- (the shit) The best of its kind.
- Nonsense; bullshit.
- A nasty, despicable person, used particularly of men.
- (in negations) Anything.
- A problem or difficult situation.
- A strong rebuke.
- any recreational drug, usually cannabis.
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- Of poor quality; worthless.
- Nasty; despicable.
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- Resembling the color of .
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- To defecate.
- To excrete (something) through the anus.
- To fool or try to fool someone; to be deceitful.
- To annoy.
source: Wiktionaryshit (interjection)
- Expression of worry, failure, shock, etc., often at something seen for the first time or remembered immediately before using this term.
- To show displeasure or surprise.
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- The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
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show more lol holy shit... channeling PG13!
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Bryan winning the rumble, Cena losing, Bryan then beating Lesnar, then Rollins cashing in, all that sounds like crowd popping shit.
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Sorry Tech bros, that was some shit
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You've been the one making up shit that was said in the anon call.
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I'm saying you, and Jay, are full of shit, and I've proved it.
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All through your goddamn posts shit gets refuted but you refuse to amend and edit.
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You realize his rec was shit becuase he was Anima right.
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This is pointless and whoever finds the films will just get into shit
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Who needs that shit in their life?
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Holy shit Taco Casa on Reddit!
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What an absolute load of utter shit.
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do you have to sign a contract saying if shit goes down you can't abandon your job?
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M Night Shymalan twist: The SEC West was shit all along
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I shit myself and then loaded up the game.
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I make miracles happen in the bathroom all the time, but in the end they turn out to be shit.
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moved in, threw out all my shit, went to boot camp, came back to her with my brother and threw her and her shit out.
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Shit happens.
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I've been trying to get that Guntacular medal on the Halo 5 beta for the longest time...shit is hard
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Looks like shit though...
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I had to change the way I was walking so that I didn't shit myself, but hope was on the horizon.
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Horse shit.
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I hate this shit...
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The offense has looked like total shit.
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I was told I act like a beta female because I like to talk about feelings and shit like that, and have some female friends.
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I can still kill shit like normal, I just feel I'm not as important to the team.
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I wear things until they fall apart and then I don't want to replace them because shopping will make me feel like shit.
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I yell as I ride away with millions of dollars worth of shit that i took from the mall.
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Holy shit...
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My first reaction to seeing this was "ah to be in my 20s again where I could at shit and still have the energy to be active..."
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Thc is stored in your fat, flush that shit out!
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And since its a "passion" industry, its filled with every other jack off willing to do it for free/cheap/exposure and every exec salivating at the opportunity to let them- which lets them treat people in this industry like shit.
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I never said Lee Sin is shit or that he is in a bad position, he have weaknesses.
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Goddess level shit right here folks.
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You should melt that shit and make an official PCMR cup.
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You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
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I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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My new computer won't stay idle when I'm installing shit.
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All the weird shit out there is one of the things I love about 'craft' beer.
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Surely it couldnt have been due to NaMei and Sicca being incredible.... Hell, even his stats dont mean shit, because thats one of NaMeis strengths, just like deft, this guy consistently beat his opponents in damage dealt even while having far worse scores/items to his availability.... What youre doing is pretty mucb saying imp is better tham deft because he tends to have a better score, well, if imp did so amazingly how did deft beat his ass in damage dealt by so much?
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