English sentences with today in context,

Wow so many people celebrating their first year today.
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I'm on both sites and today, I saw a post bragging that we(tumblr) had Leelah's death and suicide note first.
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Dropped by there earlier today to get my vertical labrets downsized.
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not today, tomorrow, I promise
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But of course that wasn't a good excuse to leave Nazism alone in 1939, just like it's not a good excuse to ignore Islam today.
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Usually I feel better after just pushing through, not today.
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But I did manage to motivate the wife, who was trying to skip today, to get out there and lift.
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Think its just today.
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Is he feeling humble today?
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OK, where's the guy that said he would eat his own fist if Eris had a Titan bounty today?
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Seems to be some api errors floating around the interwebs today and yesterday.
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Mine said attempted delivery today.
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I had Starbucks today and I almost gagged.
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Today...
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Word the fuck up, I was just looking today to see if they stopped being so god damn expensive.
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Be not the man of yesterday, be than man of today
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to the question "what did you do today?"
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by that logic i should be able to walk into the street today and start wildly firing a gun, not a crime until i shoot someone!
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Today you have won the Internet.
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Looked to me like the jerseys said Rochester on them today, but if you say so.
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I just bought some Mexicoke today.
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I was planning on doing them today but i didn't have enough time to clone them.
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Just got that today.
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but today I'm probably just going to bring a jar of Soylent for myself.
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thanks i got it submitted today :)
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What is the guest service number because I ordered two today and did not get this discount...
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I come home a couple times a month and ask our two dogs, "So... Did either of you even look for a job today?"
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I got my bench press up 5 lbs Tuesday, then went in today and got it up another 5 lbs (doing 3x5).
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For bad news, I deloaded my deadlift three days ago and completely when into auto-pilot when loading my bar today.
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Hok crap, today is my cake day.
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Today I was at work for a much longer day than I had assumed I would have.
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Spin it by saying that if she fights you, she will get half of a much smaller pile of money than you have right now, because lawyers and shit are expensive, and so your offer is worth more today than she would ultimately get.
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Fleury ate his wheaties today
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I wouldn't mess with the SG at all, you're set for the future and today.
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UPS tried today, but I wasnt there to sign for it.
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Your story is sad but I think I have one that comes close: I just got You need a budget today, joined the introductory class, and launched the program.
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I cancelled my membership today.
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I had been planning on doing it before Jan 21st when it was up anyway, but today I did it after enjoying 5 different air squads full of scrubs with lockons.
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It may not work in practice today, but I think it's a fantastic idea, and one that will probably be in common use in the (probably distant) future.
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I shit you not today someone walked out on me because they said someone else offered them 14k for their trade.
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Geez Reddit sure is grumpy today.
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Mmmm it feels good to be apart of the master race today.
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"Ah sick did you get to twelve max out reps today?"
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It says your account was created today and that you've been a redditor for -2 days.
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My ex would always say shit like, "I ran half a mile today.
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Years I have waited, yet today, yes amazing.
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